"Oh iIm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have and cannonball into the water" Damn, that Teddy Geiger is catchy.

Anyways, I'll be flying out to San Diego on saturday. To everybody who's been a part of my life (big and small) over the past eternity in Chapel Hill, it's been great. I'll miss most of you (the exceptions being the following jerkfaces: you, you, you, and you)

They say last impressions are important. I've had many a sleepness nights on what type of impression I wish to impart on you. Since pictures are worth a thousand words ... here it goes:


THE RED RACER (sans the green monster ford taurus ...)


May you always remember me by that picture. When they say, "Do you remember that Roy Kim?" you'll look wistfully off into the distance and say, "Yes ... he sure did love that red suit ..."

By the way, Christmas thanks are a bit overdue, but I'd like to publicly thank Eve for the coolest gift ever:

(this is not a joke,  really. ask eve. or alex. or han. or alice. all who were present when Eve bestowed upon me this wonderful bottle of joy)

Most men would be offended that a woman dare challenge his masculinity, but I am confident in my virility to accept this gift from Eve which will, according to Viagra's website:

• Helps most men with ED (Ed note: I don't have ED) achieve harder erections
• Helps most men with ED (Ed note: I don't have ED) maintain an erection during sex
• Can work in as little as 14 minutes
• Partners were satisfied with how well VIAGRA improved erections of their men with ED (Ed note: I don't have ED)
• Has a proven safety record
• Works for men with ED (Ed note: I don't have ED) who also have a wide range of health issues

(Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) (Ed note: I don't have ED) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!