I just realized something that totally bummed me out.

I've been under the premise that by cloning me, the problems of women worldwide would vanish - a Roy for every woman would bring supreme happiness to them all.

But a wise friend informed me: "roy...you KNOW woman love to have what other woman don't have"

What a truly wretched world we live in! Cloning me won't be enough!

. . .

I'm known for taking quotes out of context, so it only serves me right that I do the same for myself (to demonstrate I can take it as well as dish it out - in this case, doing both):

Roy Kim (10:08:26 PM): hey there's a lingerie section in juniors
Roy Kim (10:08:29 PM): oooh nice