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I wrote back in March:

Californian girls (maybe it's just SD) all look the same: super toned and tanned bodies, super short shorts (the ones that look comfortable yet still manage to hug the ass), a white tank top (with strategically positioned fruity-colored bra straps showing), huge dark housefly-like sunglasses, sandals, jabbering away on a cell phone. I mean, the only difference really is whether they're a blond or a brunette ... I feel like there are only 5 girls in California, and they follow me around every where I go just to keep reappearing in my line of sight. California, the land of mass-produced "hotness." Sighmuffins.

GOD, I TAKE IT BACK. PLEASE STOP MOCKING ME. I also take back my confession from last night ... large groups of asians don't make me as uneasy as....

... 150,000 dweebs who have descended upon San Diego downtown for Comic Con 2007.

Everywhere____I____walk, I see dorks. They're everywhere. Please ... bring back the hot Cali girls... please... <sniff sniff>

On Wednesday, my co-worker Max and I went up to pick up some lunch downtown ... and the guy who took my monies asked us, "are you guys here for the comic book convention?"

EXSQUUUEEEEZZEE ME??? ME? Do I look like a DORK to you? Does it LOOK like ***I*** need a girlfriend??? (umm... wait a second...)

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO WOULD GO TO A COMIC BOOK CONVENTION??????????????????????????

Double burn ... ::sniff sniff::