I have a deep dark confession to make. It's a problem I've been unwilling to face until I realized one of the little kids here at the hakwon is facing the same dilemma. It was in this moment of clarity that I decided to make the confession available for the world to see.




I listen to the Dancing Queen. And I enjoy it. But not only do I enjoy it a little bit, I enjoy it a lot.




Ok, take a deep breath. I'm sorry I had to lay this all on you.

The realization hit me yesteday that I might have a problem when I found myself listening to the song on loop while on the way to work. Not a great way to start the day.

The problem further compounded when I found myself humming the song while the kids were taking a practice SAT.

The problem outright reared its ugly head when I found myself singing the song out loud in the shower. Damn the acoustics in the shower ... making me sound so good when I sing out loud. But you know what's worse? The mirror is carefully positioned so that I can see my own reflection when I shower ... and then I think I'm re-enacting D'Angelo's "Untitled" music video ... minus the hot body and the excellent vocal skills. Yes, it's sad. I live a sad existence.

I'm afraid one day I may get plastered and find myself at a noraebang singing Dancing Queen with a bunch of pretty girls ... and find my one shot to trick one of them into liking me LOST when they find out my deep and dirty secret.

Let's just hope that no one has a digital camera/camcorder and eventually captures the horrendous moment and uploads them to the Internet.

That would not bode well my fanclub when they find out I'm secretly a big dork.