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I was checking out AlexaStreet, which is a fantasy stock-market game based on websites' popularity. It uses traffic rankings from Alexa to determine the "value" of a site, and you can buy and sell shares based on it. (Very similar to alexashares.com and alexadex.com).

I noticed peter (I'm assuming it's this peter, if it's not, i'll send you an apology business card ASAP) was the sole holder of Tabulas.com stock.

Here is a screenshot of how well his Tabulas stock is doing comparatively to his other holdings:

That's right, he's earned 13% in a week! What's the lesson here, children?

TABULAS WILL NEVER DO YOU WRONG. SO BUY A LOT OF SHARES. AND USE TABULAS A LOT. AND STOP USING MYSPACE AND XANGA. AND PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY. AND PLEASE CUTE GIRLS EMAIL ME FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T FIND A DATE ANYWHERE THE GIRLS KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!!!!!!!1

The stock of Tabulas seems to have dropped a bit since this screenshot... oops