I can't believe I was humiliated.

I found out the work screenname of Jennifer (jennhlin this smiley was named after her) and created a similar one to mess around with her. I thought I was being so clever and giggled myself to sleep on many occassions.

Well, in any case, I confessed the prank to her. And boy, I should of never done that.

A little while later, we were chatting about Drools, and how I hadn't talked to her in close to a year (I'm horrible at keeping in touch with people). I should of never trusted her, but Jennifer told me that Droolie was two months pregnant! I got so excited for her, but also felt sad that I hadn't kept in touch. Jennifer said that I should e-mail her immediately cause Droolie was probably sad that I never sent her a congratulatory e-mail. So I quickly fired one off, and then...


I felt a certain uneasiness in the bowels of my SOUL (yes, my SOUL). Like the moment when you pay a shady Korean merchant $50 for a suit you've been haggling down from $100 ... only to see the merchant's eyes light up... I felt something was wrong.

Then it hit me. Droolie wasn't pregnant. I had just sent a congratulatory e-mail FOR NOTHING. Imagine not hearing from a friend for close to a year, then receiving a congratulatory e-mail for being pregnant ... when you're not.

Oh god, I couldn't believe it. How could I be so gullible??? HOW? HOW COULD A SIMPLE CHINESE GIRL TRICK ME?!?!? THE MASTER OF THE INTARWEB?!?!?!?

I'm going to get her SO bad.

Posted by roy on March 23, 2005 at 12:55 PM in Foolishness | 9 Comments

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Comment posted on March 25th, 2005 at 09:09 AM
I was going to say "HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAA"... but I then realised everyone was already having a go at you. I guess you're overscrewed so I'll only stare at you with pity. O.O

Jennifer (guest)

Comment posted on March 24th, 2005 at 07:36 AM
hahahahah! simple chinese girl?? why do i have to tell you over and over. TAIWANESE!!! biiiiit!
me=master of tricks
Comment posted on March 24th, 2005 at 09:19 AM
well... Taiwanese is not chinese huh ??
Comment posted on March 24th, 2005 at 03:01 PM
PLLEAASEEE don't get started with that here ;)
Comment posted on March 24th, 2005 at 06:24 PM
oh sorry . i didnt want to start that. no offensive at all. =P

Jennifer (guest)

Comment posted on March 24th, 2005 at 02:57 PM
no actually its not
Comment posted on March 23rd, 2005 at 10:46 PM
dang chanks...
Comment posted on March 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 PM
women are sneaky. XD

Comment posted on March 23rd, 2005 at 08:16 PM