I can't believe I was humiliated.

I found out the work screenname of Jennifer ( this smiley was named after her) and created a similar one to mess around with her. I thought I was being so clever and giggled myself to sleep on many occassions.

Well, in any case, I confessed the prank to her. And boy, I should of never done that.

A little while later, we were chatting about Drools, and how I hadn't talked to her in close to a year (I'm horrible at keeping in touch with people). I should of never trusted her, but Jennifer told me that Droolie was two months pregnant! I got so excited for her, but also felt sad that I hadn't kept in touch. Jennifer said that I should e-mail her immediately cause Droolie was probably sad that I never sent her a congratulatory e-mail. So I quickly fired one off, and then...

Jennifer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

I felt a certain uneasiness in the bowels of my SOUL (yes, my SOUL). Like the moment when you pay a shady Korean merchant $50 for a suit you've been haggling down from $100 ... only to see the merchant's eyes light up... I felt something was wrong.

Then it hit me. Droolie wasn't pregnant. I had just sent a congratulatory e-mail FOR NOTHING. Imagine not hearing from a friend for close to a year, then receiving a congratulatory e-mail for being pregnant ... when you're not.

Oh god, I couldn't believe it. How could I be so gullible??? HOW? HOW COULD A SIMPLE CHINESE GIRL TRICK ME?!?!? THE MASTER OF THE INTARWEB?!?!?!?

I'm going to get her SO bad.