A Pissing Contest
The joys of sharing a bathroom with about 30 other people is that oftentimes you will be peeing with someone else at the same time. I'm not sure whether this is just me, but I always feel like I'm in some sort of (literal) pissing contest whenever I'm pissing with somebody.
But then I think to myself, "What are the parameters of this competition? What determines who wins?" Obviously, being petty men, our competition will probably revolve around the size of our members ... but that brings up a good point. Do people with big ... "members" pee faster (more volume per second?)? Pee louder (see previous)? Pee slower (longer distance)?
This always boggles me ... if I'm in a literally pissing contest, should I try to pee as LONG as possible ... or should I try to be LOUDER? Which one would scream to my opponent, "THIS MAN HAS A LARGE MEMBER. GO CRY IN YOUR ROOM WITH YOUR UNDERSIZED MEMBER. YOU ARE NOT A MAN. YOU ARE A BOY!!!"
Does anyone have answers to these important questions?
Tiyo
P.S. has my check gotten there yet?
Tiyo
MacDaddyTatsu (guest)
- The longer the pee the stronger your constitution, thus proving that you have staying power. You must to have held back the mighty Mississippi that long, right?
- The loud, deep "plippity ploop" is very important, but is indeed second fiddle to duration of the pee itself. Often the DEEPER part means more than the louder part.
- Forcefulness is also an issue, as the ability to really crack that porceline with your tremendous peeing mucles denotes strength of...other sexually oriented muscles as well. Obviously this needs no explaination, but it is plain to realize the draw as most sporting events revolve around feats of strength to impress people.
benwebber
RoyKim (guest)
that way you have the biggest bladder and member.
Tallullah
(Yes, I can spell...) :ashamed:
Tallullah
Apparently the study of bullistics is necessary when one is discussing the male waterworks.
Who knew??!! :bigeyes:
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aleahey
so going with that, pee as quietly as possible and just before you leave the stall, yell out "ahhh, i dipped it again".
this will surely strike fear in to the hearts of your fellow bathroom occupants.
yuhoo7
aleahey
after a certain length, it ceases to aid the bullet or...piss, actually slowing it down. so while the urine would be getting more spin on it, it wouldnt actually be travelling all that fast.
a squirt bottle isnt a bad idea though. like a massive squirt bottle fed by an extra tank on your back. just straight all out superpiss for 5+ minutes. people would probably stick around waiting for it to stop.
roy
yuhoo7