One of the coolest skills anyone could acquire is the art of asking a loaded question. Let me demonstrate.

We were doing our normal bantering in 305 Lewis when we got to the topic of Chris (one of our roomates) sexcapades. I was commenting that Yush and Nelson (his brother), once they had worked out, would become formidable opponents to Chris on the singles scene.

Chris replied, "Nah man."

I retorted, "So you gave up on your sexcapades?"

Now, think about the answer. (Note: Chris does not really *have* sexcapades, but this is why this is funny). If he answers "no," then he is admitting to being a selfish sexaholic. If he answers "yes," then he is admitting to the whole sexcapade scenario.

A loaded question!

I'm going to master this art. It really does put people on the spot and makes you seem superwitty.