Kate Beckinsale's agent has denied reports that Kate has a clause in her contract stating that a picture of her may not be taken at a greater than 45 degree angle because her boob job rides up her collarbone ... double ouch.

But apparently there's another report saying that Kate's boobs are real.

For the record, I am officially OVER Kate Beckinsale. I have a new love in my life now ... her name is Alizée. You can google her or I'll post some pictures of her later.

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By the way, Terrence has his accounts of Tuesday Night Stacy Poker up. Give it a read and send him a congrats for winning Player of the Year.

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I know I promised you pictures of Alizée, BUT I TRICKED YOU. I HAVE NO PICTURES OF HER! INSTEAD I HAVE PICTURES OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did get this great new t-shirt I'm going to be wearing at poker night tonight; hopefully I will be able to scare the living bejesus out of my opponents!

Muhahahahahaha.