I was sitting at my desk, when Skype messages suddenly started popping up. While that's pretty common, what was unusual was that I was not the one who was actually ... typing what it said I was...

[1:52:15 PM] Roy Kim says: You're annoying.
[1:52:22 PM] Roy Kim says: And your code makes baby Jesus cry.
[1:52:58 PM] Guerric Sloan says: :(
[1:53:02 PM] Roy Kim says: Sometimes I cry too, just thinking about it.
[1:53:03 PM] Guerric Sloan says: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
[1:53:21 PM] Roy Kim says: And stop looking at my butt every time I stand up, it's awkward.
[1:53:36 PM] Guerric Sloan says: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[1:53:38 PM] Guerric Sloan says: you caught me
[1:53:42 PM] Roy Kim says: How am I supposed to explain to everyone about that?
[1:53:59 PM] Roy Kim says: I mean, your butt is fantastic, but I don't stare at it every time you walk by.
[1:54:22 PM] Roy Kim says: Just occasionally.

I was seriously confused for a couple seconds, then I realized I had left my Skype log-in on the conference machine. I figured it was Aaron, but then I saw Aaron standing across the room talking to somebody.

So I walk over to the conference room, and it's Bob! Stabbed in the back by an engineer!