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It came to my realization yesterday that my butt doesn't fill out my jeans very well.

I went to a dinner party yesterday and while standing around chatting with people, some shady guy named HAN PYUN decided to come by and grab my ass. However, he miscalculated the mass of my butt, so his initial grab was more of a tap ("he tapped my ass"). He then realized that he needed to reach further in to grab my non-existent ass ... which he did. He gave it a nice firm squeeze.

Of course, I felt very violated. But the self-realization that my ass does not fill my jeans trumped the fact that I had been violated.

Perhaps I need to start biking again ... at least then I had a nice firm ass. Now ... it's nothing. NOTHING.

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Here are two more MP3s that you probably won't like since my taste in music is so "whack."

• Fooled By April - Nice To See You - a typical rock song of sorts
• Miri Ben Ari - Sunshine to the Rain
  Apparently the chick who played the violin in Twista's "Overnight Celebrity" is a "hip-hop violinist" and she has a website at http://www.miriben-ari.com. This is another one of her songs. Very ... bubbly ... I think.

By the way, I really like Greenday's new album. Go check iit out if you liked their other stuff... "Jesus of Suburbia" and "Homecoming" are my fav tracks off that album.