Congrats to Carolina for an awesome season. I know it's silly for semi-adultish boys to be so invested in a spot, but I've watched this team for four years now, and to watch their hard work and excellence pay off in a championship ... it's one of the few things that really move me. Especially after last year's debacle against Kansas, to see them rebound this year and dominate the tournament was a testament to their hard work and commitment.

. . .

I have figured out why the state of California is bankrupt. Some people blame the economy, others blame runaway spending, some even blame the pro-environment regulatations which cripple industries. It is none of these things.

Apparently the State Controller's office is incapable of handling numbers. For example, let's say, theoretically, I used TurboTax to file for my California state taxes. And let's say, theoretically, TurboTax says I'm owed $272 back. Responsible me, not yet ready to e-file (for various reasons) files it the old fashioned way - print off the TurboTax form and send it in via snailmail.

Well, guess what I got in the mail today? If you guessed a check from the State Controller's office, get yourself a cookie! Good job!

However, if you guessed a check from the State Controller's office in the amount of $272, YOU GET NO COOKIE! GIVE THAT COOKIE BACK! <snatch>

No, instead, somebody misread the PRINTED $272 on my return as $5,727.00. Which, if I remember my basic algebra correctly... is not the same.

Or maybe the extra $5,500 is for the trouble of having to wait a couple weeks. Thank YOU, California! What's an extra lost $5,500 when you have a deficit of $42,000,000,000? (Or maybe the state of California is assisting the Fed in trying to escape a liquidity trap with helicopter money?)

Posted by roy on April 6, 2009 at 10:33 PM in Ramblings | 9 Comments

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Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Keep the extra money and use it to hire a lawyer.
Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Better make sure with them first before you cash it. I doubt they'd let you work on Tabulas in the slammer.
Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 01:00 PM
lol...that's an awesome refund. wow...

congrats to your team. y'all finally lived up to the hype and potential from years past.

as much as i root against you guys, its always good to see a great team at its best.
Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 12:45 PM
If you don't want to cash that check I'll cash it for you. No charge... (except a 2000 dollar handling fee)

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Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 12:33 PM
wow... so what are you going to do?

and you are totally going to have internet stalkers at your house by posting your address!!!
Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
I got weird packages going to his home address as we speak.

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Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 12:52 AM
They're testing your honesty. If you try to pocket the extra $5,500 Arnold will personally come to arrest you: "you've been a bad boy!"
Comment posted on April 7th, 2009 at 02:24 AM
I would pocket the $5,500 if it guaranteed a visit from Ah-nold.
Comment posted on April 6th, 2009 at 11:25 PM
It is guilt money...they are trying to pay you off so that you won't talk