Always stellar reporting from Fox News: 'World's Deadliest Spider' Found in Whole Foods Produce Section.

It starts off:

One of the most deadly spiders in the world was found in the produce section of an upscale Oklahoma grocery store.

Intriguing byline. I wonder how it ends:

"We're hoping eventually this will end up in the development of real drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction."

Wait, what?

America, fuck yeah! Awesome!

. . .

Been listening to the All-American Rejects' latest, "When the World Comes Down." Really digging this track (it's a duet!)

The All-American Rejects - Another Heart Calls
Do you remember when we didn't care?
We were just two kids
That took the moment when it was there
Do you remember you at all?
Another heart calls

Yeah, I remember
When we stole the night
We'd lie awake but dream
Until the sun would wash the sky


Just as soon as I see you
I didn't lie
But didn't I tell you?
As deep as I need you
You wanna leave it all

What can I do?
Say it's true
Or everything that matters breaks in two
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

Talk to me
I'm throwing myself in front of you
If this could be the last mistake
That I would ever wanna do
Yeah, all I ever I do is give
It's time you see my point of view

Just as soon as I see you
I didn't lie
But didn't I tell you?
As deep as I need you
You wanna leave it all

What can I do?
Say it's true
Or everything that matters breaks in two
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you
And I know that you want us
To figure it out
And God knows I do, too
What can I do?
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

I'm sorry
So what?
That you don't think I've said enough
I'm sorry
I don't care
You were never there

Just as soon as I see you
I didn't lie
But didn't I tell you?
As deep as I need you
You wanna leave it all

What can I do?
Say it's true
Or everything that matters breaks in two
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you
And I know that you want us
To figure it out
And God knows I do, too
Yeah, what can I do?
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

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Posted by roy on March 20, 2009 at 10:46 PM in Ramblings | 1 Comments

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sanjuro (guest)

Comment posted on March 21st, 2009 at 11:20 AM
You missed the best line: "In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite." And the spider was hiding among bananas... I think it was trying to communicate.