This is the best idea I've ever heard: Get your face painted into a Chinese propaganda poster. Here's the example:

You can choose from over 1500 pictures! This is awesome!

Right now, I'm digging:

"May all asians come together, drive the US aggressor out of Asia." I think this could go well with Spaceman Roy:

Of course, it might just be funnier if I get one done that would be more subtle - people could be all like, "Wow Roy, you really look like that guy in the Chinese propaganda poster." Like this one (I dont look like this guy, but I *could*):