So what's the etiquette when you're waiting for an elevator for a woman? Should you let her in first, which is the standard "holding door open" etiquette (in which case she'd have to hit the buttons), or do you lead the way into the elevator and hit the floor for her?

Posted by roy on June 29, 2007 at 10:08 AM in Ramblings | 4 Comments

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Comment posted on July 2nd, 2007 at 07:17 AM
i usually look at them and tell them 'woman, 4th floor, please' (you can't forget to say please because women are people too, and walk into the elevator first as they follow me in and push the button for me.
Comment posted on June 29th, 2007 at 11:12 AM
It's quite self evident as to the procedure involving a hot woman coming into an elevator. As for a regular looking to a physically impaired woman, I shut the door and then kick the her in the gut should she try to get through the sliding doors.

As for a cute to hot looking woman, I'd first make an exaggerated rush-move to keep the sliding doors open and let her in first. It has to look like I put a great amount of effort to rush to her need knowing she wouldn't have been able to handle it otherwise.

Next, after she steps into the elevator, I'd try my best to keep all other stray elevator-goers out of this particular elevator. Once alone in the elevator with this "woman", I'd compliment either her breast or ass and see where it goes from there. There you have it Roy, elevator etiquette.
Comment posted on June 29th, 2007 at 11:52 AM
god ... such wisdom. SUCH WISDOM!
Comment posted on June 29th, 2007 at 10:26 AM
people usually let me in first, and then let me out first... and sometimes they stick their hands in the door so it doesn't close on people. both while entering and exiting the elevator...