I read the funniest thing today:

Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) has a simple solution to future shooting massacres such as the one that ripped apart Virginia Tech university Monday: more guns.

"People are a little more cautious if somebody might have a gun there," the GOP presidential candidate told Politico reporters Tuesday. "A concealed gun carried by a responsible person -- that might have ended the problem that they had at Virginia Tech with one person being killed or two people being killed."

Hmm, let's think for a moment. Let's say somebody is on the loose with a gun, killing people. Let's say I'm sitting in class with a concealed weapon. Suddenly, somebody comes through the door with a weapon.

Is it the assailant? Is it somebody else with a concealed weapon who's trying to warn my room? Do I shoot this guy? Do I not shoot this guy?

This is the most retarded thing I've read all day, and I spent most of today reading my own code (which is probably the most retarded stuff EVER).