The smartest thing I've read all day (by 'smartest' I mean, of course, agreeing with me):

Do you people have any clue what the concept of "noon" is supposed to be? In case you've forgotten, it's supposed to be the time of day when the sun is highest in the sky. It's supposed to be the time when there is as much daylight behind us as is in front of us.

For practical purposes, this isn't exact, but we've done a pretty good job with splitting the world up into 24 time zones so that it's somewhat close.

But not any more! No, now noon is just some arbitrary point during the day when we find it convenient to be. We want more time at the end of the day, so let's just move noon an hour ahead, right?

WRONG! I have a better idea. Instead of dinking around with clocks and redefining what something means that has been around since the beginning of recorded time, why don't we just have businesses shift their hours around?

Imagine how nice this would be. We never change our clocks. Twice a year, government changes its hours. The Post Office, for example, doesn't open at 8:00am during the summer, it opens at 7:00am, and it closes an hour earlier, too. Businesses that choose to do so follow suit and make sure its employees know when to show up. I suspect that almost all of them would, and probably most companies would have a policy that says something like, "When the government shifts its hours, we're shifting ours also."

Everyone's happy. People get their extra hour at the end of the day. No one has to write stupid software patches to account for when DST is. Atlanta, Georgia is always GMT-5, never GMT-4 like it is now. People don't think Arizonans are weird because half the year they're on Mountain time and half the year they're on Pacific. If government wants to change its hours a few weeks earlier next year, there's no issue at all, they can just announce it a few months in advance, and when the time comes, do it.

I'm sorry, but people who think that DST is a good thing are idiots. If you want to change your schedule, change your schedule. But leave my freakin' clock alone.
Posted by roy on April 3, 2007 at 05:20 PM in Ramblings | 4 Comments

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Comment posted on April 5th, 2007 at 10:35 AM
that makes no sense whatsoever :)

who says that "noon" has to be 12pm? just make noon = the time when the sun is highest. that could be 12pm, 1pm, 2pm, etc... but of course, nobody would use the term noon anymore.
Comment posted on April 3rd, 2007 at 06:23 PM
hi roy sorry for being off topic, but how do I delete someone in the "friends of" list? I saw my posts appearing in someone's blog and I object to her content that is why I want to dissociate myself from that blog. Would appreciate any information or help you can extend. Have a great day! BTW, the blog I DO NOT want to be in the "friends" list of is this http://tabulas.com/~hunting_lover ... Thanks!
Comment posted on April 4th, 2007 at 10:42 AM
hey, i responded to your forum posting. short story: you can prevent his name from appearing on your site, but not vice versa. its just like real life - anybody can claim you as a friend in real life, even if they really aren't.
Comment posted on April 4th, 2007 at 10:46 AM
Well, i guess it is what it is. Thanks!