Thoughts from the State Fair:

An enterprising dentist should give out free floss at the State Fair. It's so annoying to get corn or turkey leg meat caught between your teeth.

What happens to the rest of the turkey after they strip off the two legs?

Nasty Nate and I decided to buy corndogs from a booth that Travis Moore said were "the best corndogs." It was, by far, NOT the best corndog I ever had - I demand that Travis Moore rescind his endorsement of those corndogs.

Nasty Nate is such a popular man, even though he hasn't lived in NC in a while. I said there was a 80% chance that Nasty Nate would run into people he knew; lo and behold, he did run into people he knew!

The turkey leg this year was awfully disappointing. I think i went to the wrong stand (two years ago, there was a good stand by the trees, but I couldn't find that one this year).

Funnel cakes are fantasgreat. Speaking of which, why can't I buy corndogs and funnelcakes from Hardees or something?

Twice while walking around, I heard people asking about deep-friend Coca-Cola. You read correctly. Those deep-friers must be stopped, they're insane! They deep fried candy bars, ice cream, Oreos ... and now Coca-Cola!

Why don't they run the State Fair for 3 weeks?