Thoughts from the State Fair:

An enterprising dentist should give out free floss at the State Fair. It's so annoying to get corn or turkey leg meat caught between your teeth.

What happens to the rest of the turkey after they strip off the two legs?

Nasty Nate and I decided to buy corndogs from a booth that Travis Moore said were "the best corndogs." It was, by far, NOT the best corndog I ever had - I demand that Travis Moore rescind his endorsement of those corndogs.

Nasty Nate is such a popular man, even though he hasn't lived in NC in a while. I said there was a 80% chance that Nasty Nate would run into people he knew; lo and behold, he did run into people he knew!

The turkey leg this year was awfully disappointing. I think i went to the wrong stand (two years ago, there was a good stand by the trees, but I couldn't find that one this year).

Funnel cakes are fantasgreat. Speaking of which, why can't I buy corndogs and funnelcakes from Hardees or something?

Twice while walking around, I heard people asking about deep-friend Coca-Cola. You read correctly. Those deep-friers must be stopped, they're insane! They deep fried candy bars, ice cream, Oreos ... and now Coca-Cola!

Why don't they run the State Fair for 3 weeks?

Posted by roy on October 21, 2006 at 09:33 PM in Ramblings | 13 Comments

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Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 03:37 PM
They should have booths that sell Lipitur and Zolcor, right alongside the deep fried food booths.
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 04:57 PM
and like they have massage chairs at the malls, they should instead have little lipo booths! brilliant!
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 04:42 AM
mmmm i miss the state fair... but my arteries are thanking me
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 04:57 PM
stomach > arteries
Comment posted on October 21st, 2006 at 11:56 PM
funnel cakes:

<a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_30502,00.html">http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_30502,00.html</a>
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 04:55 PM
NO. MY ARTERIES. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS ALREADY HIGH. DARRRNNN YOOUUUU TO BIIITTSSS AND PIEECCESSSS....





&lt;sigh&gt; i guess it's time to make a costco run and load up on vegetable oil, baking mix, and powdered sugar.
Comment posted on October 21st, 2006 at 11:18 PM
deep-friend. yes i read correctly.
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 04:58 PM
lol. yes, i meant to write that. will you be my deep-fried friend?
Comment posted on October 21st, 2006 at 10:50 PM
Did you see the SNL bit about the death of the Ford Taurus? Classic...
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 02:22 AM
no i didn't, do you have a link?
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 11:47 AM
"...30 somethings will now have to find something else to remind them that their dreams have been shattered."
Comment posted on October 22nd, 2006 at 04:50 PM
hahahahaha oh GOD i need to get a clip of it.