First off, Gattaca has cracked my top 5 movies (not sure where it stands within the top 5)... amazing film. Go see it if you haven't (or borrow it from me).

Feeling rather bored, I was wasting an ample amount of time on Facebook tonight. Apparently Facebook has been busy with that $200 million valuation building craptacular features. Naturally, I decide to upload some photos ... and as I'm uploading and tagging, I decide (in my sleep-depriven 5am mind) that it'd be hilarious if I started tagging non-sequiturs to my friends.

To begin, if you 'tag' someone to an image, it appears under their name in facebook:

The proximity of the "View more photos of me" link to your user image makes it very click-friendly. So to clarify my non-sequitur idea, *my* current "view more photos" shows these images that are tagged to "Roy Kim":

The first image represents the delicate flower that I am... *cough*. The second picture is an appeal to Naomi Watts (I tagged her as the pink figure, I am the blue figure) to fall in love with me (although I doubt she browses Facebook). The third picture is meant to counteract the girlyness in the first two pictures by showing a picture of me standing by a BIG PHALLIC BUILDING. When in doubt, phallic pictures always reinforce manliness! The point of the game is to tag images that have no relation to the user. I think that's hilarious (right now, although I'll wake up tomorrow morning and delete this post. Thank god for the delete button!)

My first victim will be Pete Robson. Pete's a hilarious guy (one of those guys who's really cool, but it's just so easy to make fun of him for some things...). I have currently tagged him:

I expect retaliation. I am ready. I have also declared war on Nasty Nate (check it, NASTY!). I am thinking of proper images to use for other Facebook "friends."

MUHAHAHAHA.

Edit: I can attach multiple tags to the same location on each image... I have attached more users to the image. Now whenever a potential hottie looks at their profiles, they will be turned off by a huge picture that says: "40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN."