Do you remember those "Choose Your Adventure"-type stories? Well, let's TRY ONE that's based on REAL LIFE EVENTS!!!

It is 430am. You are exhausted, but you are also starving. Deciding that placating the rumbling of your stomach is the only way you'll get to sleep tonight, you meander downstairs in search of food, much like our ancestors in the Stone Ages used to do.

While foraging, like our ancestors, you discover a Japanese Bean Cake pastry. This is quite a treat - it is red bean covered with this doughy cake-y that is absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS. You, Caveman Grog, are excited with this find.

You quickly run back to your cave [upstairs] where the halogen lighting reveals a potential problem: the white cake dough is spotted with green dots. At first, you dismiss the green dots as being part of the cake, but then the "smart" part of your brain realizes ... "this may be mold." You debate whether red bean cake can "seep" to the outer edges of cake into a green dot.

You are really really hungry. The choice is this:

• Do you eat the red-bean cake, convincing yourself that the moldy spots are probably just red bean? (Turn to page 96)
• Or do you not eat the red bean cake? (Turn to page 104)

Do not dismiss this post as simple foolishness! The solutions we reach as a group can be appled to broader philosophical questions useful to the male species when entering university: "Is the pizza eatable? What parameters do we use to decide whether food that's been left out can be eaten without dire consequence? Is it worth starving for?" These are questions of great import.