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So apparently *nobody* reads more poker entries. This is of no surprise to me. I wasn't writing those so you could read them.

But I have found solace in the platinum lining. All you haters who called out on my poker entries ... you have implicitly acknowledged that you read all my OTHER stuff.

What you guys don't realize is that I'm secretly playing an evil trick. I am playing a numbers game - I'm applying the "law of averages" to the max here. I post about a wide variety of topics which always end up concluding nothing in particular ... because I know maybe 50% of my readers will read it. So that means that every ten seconds I waste writing this particular post ... I will waste at least 100 man-seconds from random visitors! SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU!!!!

Why would I do this? I'm not sure. I partially think it's because as Conan O' Brien says:

I'm going to tell you my story because, first of all, my perspective may give many of you hope, and, secondly, it's an amazing rush to stand in front of six thousand people and talk about yourself.

Joke's on you. I win. DON'T READ MY POKER ENTRIES. I DON'T CARE!!!!! YOU'RE STILL READING SOME OF MY GIBBERISH!!!

;)

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Oh my goodness. This flash movie is funny/cute. The song is entitled... "Everyone else has had more sex than me." I would imagine oliver couldn't relate to this song...

I just love how that one girl bunny has had 1000 partners. GIRLS ARE EVIL!

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While I'm posting a generally useless post, I might as well highly recommend The Shadow of the Giant, which seems to be one of the last Ender's Game series books. I absolutely loved it; I started reading it last night right before I fell asleep ... and ended up reading 2/3 of it before passing out at 6am. I just finished it while I was tutoring .... just a fantastic book. It wraps up a LOT of loose-ends with Peter, Bean, and Ender's jeesh.

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Saw Amelie. Loved it. Saw Reality Bites [finally]. Thought it was OK. Saw About a Boy. Loved it. Saw Aliens. Didn't like it as much as I did when I first saw it. Saw Platoon. What a great movie.

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God bless the soul who scanned up all the old Calvin and Hobbes strips and put them online.