So apparently *nobody* reads more poker entries. This is of no surprise to me. I wasn't writing those so you could read them.

But I have found solace in the platinum lining. All you haters who called out on my poker entries ... you have implicitly acknowledged that you read all my OTHER stuff.

What you guys don't realize is that I'm secretly playing an evil trick. I am playing a numbers game - I'm applying the "law of averages" to the max here. I post about a wide variety of topics which always end up concluding nothing in particular ... because I know maybe 50% of my readers will read it. So that means that every ten seconds I waste writing this particular post ... I will waste at least 100 man-seconds from random visitors! SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU!!!!

Why would I do this? I'm not sure. I partially think it's because as Conan O' Brien says:

I'm going to tell you my story because, first of all, my perspective may give many of you hope, and, secondly, it's an amazing rush to stand in front of six thousand people and talk about yourself.

Joke's on you. I win. DON'T READ MY POKER ENTRIES. I DON'T CARE!!!!! YOU'RE STILL READING SOME OF MY GIBBERISH!!!

;)

. . .

Oh my goodness. This flash movie is funny/cute. The song is entitled... "Everyone else has had more sex than me." I would imagine oliver couldn't relate to this song...

I just love how that one girl bunny has had 1000 partners. GIRLS ARE EVIL!

. . .

While I'm posting a generally useless post, I might as well highly recommend The Shadow of the Giant, which seems to be one of the last Ender's Game series books. I absolutely loved it; I started reading it last night right before I fell asleep ... and ended up reading 2/3 of it before passing out at 6am. I just finished it while I was tutoring .... just a fantastic book. It wraps up a LOT of loose-ends with Peter, Bean, and Ender's jeesh.

. . .

Saw Amelie. Loved it. Saw Reality Bites [finally]. Thought it was OK. Saw About a Boy. Loved it. Saw Aliens. Didn't like it as much as I did when I first saw it. Saw Platoon. What a great movie.

. . .

God bless the soul who scanned up all the old Calvin and Hobbes strips and put them online.

Posted by roy on February 27, 2005 at 03:02 PM in Ramblings, Foolishness | 9 Comments

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Comment posted on February 28th, 2005 at 11:31 AM
i read the poker entries.

but i like poker.

i also read shadow of the giants. And i'm happy for it.. because i'm really glad he finished the link into Peter becoming hegemon as described in the later Ender series. Only i think it came too quick.. this is like 6 years after they came back. and.. well.. ok.. no one really else wants to discuss it.. hehe.. IM me later.
Comment posted on February 28th, 2005 at 10:43 AM
ooo thanks for the calvin and hobbes link! i put it on my tabulas
Comment posted on February 28th, 2005 at 03:08 PM
AHHHHHHHHH the site is down :(:(:(

iya_akin (guest)

Comment posted on March 1st, 2005 at 03:20 PM
nuuuu~ :(
Comment posted on February 27th, 2005 at 06:31 PM
Actually, I don't read any of your entries. I accidentally read this one from my friends page because I didn't realize it was your entry until it was too late.

I do, however, like the flash movie though, as you say, I cannot relate to it.
Comment posted on February 28th, 2005 at 03:08 PM
Yes ... I have tricked you. I shall continue to post crap and you won't know until you're done reading!
Comment posted on February 27th, 2005 at 04:25 PM
ucomics.com has Calvin & Hobbes strips. :x And on the bunny clip, I think I wonder more about the bunny with a 3.5... like how the hell did it get laid 3.5 times?!
Comment posted on February 27th, 2005 at 04:28 PM
ucomics doesn't let you see old archived ones.

dorie (guest)

Comment posted on February 27th, 2005 at 08:05 PM
It doesn't? o_o;; I didn't know that. Haha thanks for posting the link though! *reading through all the old strips* =)