With almost nothing of any worth left to say, I instead offer you a picture that was taken when I helped my father move to Kansas City.

We were driving around the suburbs on the Kansas side of Kansas City, and I was remarking how nice the neighborhoods are (for NC folks, these suburbs are nicer than Cary's!) ... and then I noticed this huge silo in the middle of a subdivision. Obviously there for aesthetic reasons, I had to get a picture taken with this huge phallic symbol. Hopefully some ladies will think that Roy being associated with a huge phallic symbol makes him a more attractive date. Hopefully.