Disclaimer: I like girls. Please disregard the high quotient levels of homoness in this post

I guess the point of this journal is to give you some insight into my life, but I continue to post foolish shallow topics that do not involve my personal life. I decided the best way for me to create a superficial "bond" with you, my fellow reader, is to provide an inside joke.

You see, I realized that the best way to determine how "good" of a relationship people have is the level of their inside jokes. This is why really good couples and friends are great at games like Pictionary and Taboo; they can just say a few words and immediately a whole story is conjured from the stories...

For example, if I went to Yush or Sung, and I said "Whaaaatttttttt" in a high-pitched voice, it would be a reference to Crispdawg (who has departed us sadly ... he transferred to the College of Arts in San Fran this semester).

In any case, for some reason, I was an anti-Smallville person (and I am currently a very active anti-OC person). I would refuse to watch any show that would demean the story of Superman to teen drama. But my friends TRICKED me into watching an episode and I got hooked.

For whatever reason, we decided it would be really funny to "obsess" over Tom Welling, the star of Smallville. So whenever it's on, we always yelp, "OH GOD IT'S TOM WELLING. HE'S SO HOT" and continue a conversation that should only be held by heterosexual high school girls.

I kid you not, we've had conversations that last for minutes on end arguing about Tom Welling's positive personality traits and how he 'loves' me and not you, etc. etc.

The joke is not limited to just two people, but to everyone who watches Smallville ...

So I guess the homoness is one of our many inside jokes. And now you've been exposed to it all.

Now join with me ...

AIIIYEEE IT'S TOM WELLING AND HE'S SO *HAWT*