Disclaimer: I like girls. Please disregard the high quotient levels of homoness in this post

I guess the point of this journal is to give you some insight into my life, but I continue to post foolish shallow topics that do not involve my personal life. I decided the best way for me to create a superficial "bond" with you, my fellow reader, is to provide an inside joke.

You see, I realized that the best way to determine how "good" of a relationship people have is the level of their inside jokes. This is why really good couples and friends are great at games like Pictionary and Taboo; they can just say a few words and immediately a whole story is conjured from the stories...

For example, if I went to Yush or Sung, and I said "Whaaaatttttttt" in a high-pitched voice, it would be a reference to Crispdawg (who has departed us sadly ... he transferred to the College of Arts in San Fran this semester).

In any case, for some reason, I was an anti-Smallville person (and I am currently a very active anti-OC person). I would refuse to watch any show that would demean the story of Superman to teen drama. But my friends TRICKED me into watching an episode and I got hooked.

For whatever reason, we decided it would be really funny to "obsess" over Tom Welling, the star of Smallville. So whenever it's on, we always yelp, "OH GOD IT'S TOM WELLING. HE'S SO HOT" and continue a conversation that should only be held by heterosexual high school girls.

I kid you not, we've had conversations that last for minutes on end arguing about Tom Welling's positive personality traits and how he 'loves' me and not you, etc. etc.

The joke is not limited to just two people, but to everyone who watches Smallville ...

So I guess the homoness is one of our many inside jokes. And now you've been exposed to it all.

Now join with me ...


AIIIYEEE IT'S TOM WELLING AND HE'S SO *HAWT*

Posted by roy on November 24, 2004 at 04:11 AM in Foolishness | 10 Comments

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Comment posted on November 28th, 2004 at 01:37 PM
dude...i'm the only girl in my group of best friends...and homoness is one of our many inside jokes too...but not my homoness..the homoness of the other guys...i even have pictures. it's frickin hilarious

asefwef (guest)

Comment posted on November 26th, 2004 at 12:36 AM
You are the GAYEST man alive.
Comment posted on November 26th, 2004 at 03:59 AM
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

MacDaddyTatsu (guest)

Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 01:21 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG!
*High pitched screach*
TOOOOOOOOM!
Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 09:47 AM
it's not all about looks roy, you're so damn vain. Tom welling is hot because he's such a great person. but i guess it doesnt hurt that he's got a great bod.

and I will get you hooked to OC yet. Muhahaha
Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 07:27 PM
I'M VAIN???!?!?! DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GOES TOPLESS TO SHOW OFF YOUR BIG BEWBIES TO SUNG AND I. DON'T EVEN FRONT LIKE YOU AIN'T VAIN. you are the worst EVER.
Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 09:12 AM
OMG LOOK @ HIS FINELY CHISELED CHEEKBONES
Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 08:44 AM
i feel so empty because i missed that whole part of obsessing over older men who i'll never ever meet in my teenage life :(
Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 07:28 PM
it's never too late!!! come join the party!

iya_akin (guest)

Comment posted on November 24th, 2004 at 07:32 AM
hahaha.. i can just imagine.. XD

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