I got into the elevator after locking up the hakwon. A young father was in there with his three kids; one was a baby, one was a toddler, and the other was barely old enough to talk. What would of been a "aww c---" moment took a turn for the worse ...

The little boy (the eldest one who is just learning to talk) suddenly says out of nowhere "penis has hair."

Out of nowhere. I try to hold in the laughter and pretend I'm listening to music on my iPod. The father, obviously somewhat embarassed by the faux paus by his little one tries to cover it up ... he pretends to kick his kid, saying stuff like "You're not supposed to say that! Who taught you to say that?"

The kid immediately retorts, "You said it!!!"


I almost died laughing right there. It was one of those totally c--- moments.



Note: I have decided to no longer use the c-word any more. It's too... c--- ... too girly. Must stay real MANLY ON THIS JOURNAL.

In any case, this whole moment (for some reason) reminded me of one of my favorite bash.org quotes:

<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

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