I got into the elevator after locking up the hakwon. A young father was in there with his three kids; one was a baby, one was a toddler, and the other was barely old enough to talk. What would of been a "aww c---" moment took a turn for the worse ...

The little boy (the eldest one who is just learning to talk) suddenly says out of nowhere "penis has hair."

Out of nowhere. I try to hold in the laughter and pretend I'm listening to music on my iPod. The father, obviously somewhat embarassed by the faux paus by his little one tries to cover it up ... he pretends to kick his kid, saying stuff like "You're not supposed to say that! Who taught you to say that?"

The kid immediately retorts, "You said it!!!"


I almost died laughing right there. It was one of those totally c--- moments.



Note: I have decided to no longer use the c-word any more. It's too... c--- ... too girly. Must stay real MANLY ON THIS JOURNAL.

In any case, this whole moment (for some reason) reminded me of one of my favorite bash.org quotes:
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

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Posted by roy on August 3, 2004 at 08:02 AM in Travel, Foolishness | 11 Comments

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Comment posted on August 5th, 2004 at 10:29 AM
http://tabulas.com/~sal/398859.html !!! yur atenion is rekwestd11!!19

oh_sockhop (guest)

Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 09:40 PM
I DEMAND YOU...

to put more html on comments cause i wanna put my cool ass pictures in teh effin comments!!

puhhhleeeasseee?? unless its just me, do you hate me?
Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 10:32 PM
what html tags are you talking about? the major ones are already support (a, img, strong, b, i ...)

oh_sockhop (guest)

Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 11:04 PM
i tried the image but it didnt work :[

oh_sockhop (guest)

Comment posted on August 5th, 2004 at 06:26 AM
img doesn\'t work
Comment posted on August 5th, 2004 at 10:01 AM
ack. let me try this again:

<img src=\"http://www.tabulas.com/roychem.jpg\" width=\"200\" />

RoyKim (guest)

Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 07:59 PM
You suck, bitch.

MayKoo (guest)

Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 07:45 PM
Haha.. this is real funny :-D
Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 04:12 PM
you know.. cute is only bad because girls use it on us during our pathetic attempts to hit on them. And that is definitely not C---

On first glance I saw C---- in there and I thought it would be a programming post.. jeez.. stupid work.
Comment posted on August 4th, 2004 at 12:43 AM
Substitute with adorable. It denotes childish or infant animal-ish c---ness and only that, really. It is much more manly.
Comment posted on August 3rd, 2004 at 08:33 AM
*sal marks korea off his list of countries injected with his mantra.