Is there any proper umbrella etiquette for big cities when it's raining? On a crowded sidewalk, you cannot just walk with your umbrella; you must always raise your umbrella to prevent it from jabbing someone's eyes out. So who has the "right of way?" Who is the one who is required to raise their umbrella when two people are passing?

Is there any proper etiquette? The reason I ask is that I normally just usually raise my umbrella, but today I raised it and this other girl raised it at the same time, so there was some umbrella clashage. Not good.

It would seem to me that the best way to do this would be to have whoever is closer to the outer part of the sidewalk be forced to raise the umbrella. They could then also angle it 'out' (away from the other person) if the sidewalk is a narrow one...

HMM...

On a related note, here is some subway etiquette notes:

- Wait until everyone gets off before running onto the subway. You are creating unnecessary chaos, just so you can run and get a seat? Quite being a lazy ass.

- At a big transfer point, do not f'ing stand at the door if you're not getting off. I cannot believe how many people do this. They just stand there and not move at a big transfer point. So not only do you have to deal with people who are trying to get on as 10 people try to get off, but this one asshole is blocking half the doorway.

- Quit grabbing my ass. I know I'm hot, but I'M NOT AN OBJECT. I HAVE FEELINGS. ;)
Posted by roy on July 3, 2004 at 09:31 AM in Ramblings | 15 Comments

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Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 03:50 AM
people love you and your ass! so please leave the free templating? lolz just kidding.

saimin (guest)

Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 01:20 AM
had the same experience. er.. about the transfer point, i mean (not the ass grabbing :) ). irritating the way people just stand at the door, and you have to \"excuse\" your way around them. and the amazing thing is, they don\'t even move!!

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MacDaddyTatsu (guest)

Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 11:52 PM
I dont know how \"Quick\" I will be grabbing your ass, Roy, but that last statement...that one goes in the \"Roy IS funny\" file.
Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 08:32 PM
Do we still get to grab your ass when not on the subway? What about when we\'re in a subway station but not a train?
Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 01:30 AM
Hmm. That is acceptable, but only if it\'s raining and I\'m wearing my butt enhancers...

plasticboombox (guest)

Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 06:56 PM
wear a damn raincoat!

plasticboombox (guest)

Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 06:58 PM
and its quit* not quick :) unless you want them to grab your ass quicker??
Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 01:29 AM
Oops. Fixed that ... but it\'s usually a \"quick\" grab too... so TECHNICALLY I\'M STILL RIGHT (???)
Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 10:45 AM
Fun things to do in a bustling city....

1. Walk straight and fast like a freight train, don\'t stop, don\'t veer out of the way for anyone. See how long you can do this without having to veer out of someone else\'s way. Make them get out of your way.

2. Fart. You got a variety of great smells and sounds around you. Diesel fumes, food, trash, sewage water, car engines, honking, etc. Out in the city, you are allowed to fart indiscriminantly. Nobody will notice that it\'s you. :-D

3. Surf the subway. Only wussies hold onto the handles.
Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 08:15 PM
I like bumping shoulders. Especially if you\'re tall, like me. :)

Fart! :jester:
Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 09:46 AM
then doesn\'t it feel nice to know that people other than you actually think you\'re hot?

*giggles*
Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 01:29 AM
:( I don\'t htink they grab my ass cause I\'m hot ... :/ :/ :/ I think they grab it cause they\'re like \'I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ASS THAT FLAT. WOW. LET\'S GRAB IT AND SEE HOW FLAT IT REALLY IS!\'

:(:(:(
Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 02:18 AM
aw... poor guy.

about the transferring... it\'s annoying when you\'re trying to get on and everybody at the door is just standing there, *in your way*.

PM5K (guest)

Comment posted on July 3rd, 2004 at 09:44 AM
Drumroll Please;

Stupidest Post Of The Year Award Goes To:

Roy Kim !

Just wear a raincoat man.....

;-)
Comment posted on July 4th, 2004 at 01:30 AM
/me doesn\'t like raincoats