so the north east basically lost power. big deal. i mean, really. lost power. this is something to interrupt "scrubs" about? goodness gracious.

in any case, it was a "natural occurance," but i don't buy that theory one bit. so here is my list of things/people to blame for this power outage:

  • al-qaida
  • saddam hussen
  • SARS
  • osama bin laden
  • W32 Blaster Worm
  • microsoft
  • mad cow disease
  • the french


phew. there we go. so pick one and blame them. it's much more exciting than blaming it on a "natural occurance."

for everyone who still has power (which is like 90% of the country), let us turn up our air conditioning in honor of those without power tonight.

can i get an amen?
Posted by roy on August 14, 2003 at 07:43 PM | 5 Comments

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Comment posted on August 16th, 2003 at 10:18 AM
SARS
Comment posted on August 15th, 2003 at 03:58 PM
It was the French.
Comment posted on August 14th, 2003 at 10:28 PM
blame those damned feminists. those stupid PETA people too.
Comment posted on August 14th, 2003 at 10:34 PM
AH YES! i forgot about them. BLAME THE FEMINISTS AND THE PETA PEOPLE!

should we also blame greenpeace? i bet they had something to do with this to.

it's all a conspiracy by the left-wingers!
Comment posted on August 14th, 2003 at 08:36 PM
Blame Canada!