You know what sucks the most about working in the computer industry? the lack of sex-ification. Shows like House, Scrubs, and Grey's Anatomy make being a doctor sexy. West Wing makes you feel like every day of a politician's life is the most important day in the world. Entourage? Please, as if movie stars needed a show to make them seem awesome.

Generals probably have it the best.

Eisenhower: Freeing the world from fascism

Napoleon: Freeing Europe from the French (by invading Russia) (see what I did there??!?! ha-ha!)

Washington: Freeing Americans from people with bad teeth

I mean, even politicans can look cool. Barack pulls it off nicely:

Is it even possible for programming to look cool? Let's try Bill Gates:

Hmmmm.... somebody out there, please glorify the lives of programmers! We're really cool ... seriously!