May 13, 2003
Formula for movie success
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I've got the perfect movie then. How about a movie about the Falkland Island invasions (actual footage used!) (action) where the heroic British troops liberate these beautiful islands from the evil money grubbing Argentinians (good vs. evil) with a subplot of a secret love between Margaret Thatcher and Leopoldo Galtieri (romance, I hope to god there's no sex) with a moving soundtrack by an aging crappy musician like Madonna (music). Of course, the whole situation is a subtle comedy (comedy). Of course we'll have the Fist of Legend ripoff action scenes with wire-fu (special effects) in close combat between the British and Argentinian troops.
Wow, I need to write this script. It'll be a box office HIT! Chris, bust out your camera and let's head to the Falklands to start shooting this film!
On a more serious note, Shiri fit a lot of the requirements for 'movie success.' Man, I loved that movie. Kissinggurami!
According to Clayton the blueprint for the perfect film is for it to have: 30 percent action, 17 percent comedy, 13 percent good versus evil, 12 percent sex/romance, 10 percent special effects, 10 percent plot and eight percent music.
I've got the perfect movie then. How about a movie about the Falkland Island invasions (actual footage used!) (action) where the heroic British troops liberate these beautiful islands from the evil money grubbing Argentinians (good vs. evil) with a subplot of a secret love between Margaret Thatcher and Leopoldo Galtieri (romance, I hope to god there's no sex) with a moving soundtrack by an aging crappy musician like Madonna (music). Of course, the whole situation is a subtle comedy (comedy). Of course we'll have the Fist of Legend ripoff action scenes with wire-fu (special effects) in close combat between the British and Argentinian troops.
Wow, I need to write this script. It'll be a box office HIT! Chris, bust out your camera and let's head to the Falklands to start shooting this film!
On a more serious note, Shiri fit a lot of the requirements for 'movie success.' Man, I loved that movie. Kissinggurami!
Posted by roy on May 13, 2003 at 11:36 PM | 5 Comments
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