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According to Clayton the blueprint for the perfect film is for it to have: 30 percent action, 17 percent comedy, 13 percent good versus evil, 12 percent sex/romance, 10 percent special effects, 10 percent plot and eight percent music.


I've got the perfect movie then. How about a movie about the Falkland Island invasions (actual footage used!) (action) where the heroic British troops liberate these beautiful islands from the evil money grubbing Argentinians (good vs. evil) with a subplot of a secret love between Margaret Thatcher and Leopoldo Galtieri (romance, I hope to god there's no sex) with a moving soundtrack by an aging crappy musician like Madonna (music). Of course, the whole situation is a subtle comedy (comedy). Of course we'll have the Fist of Legend ripoff action scenes with wire-fu (special effects) in close combat between the British and Argentinian troops.

Wow, I need to write this script. It'll be a box office HIT! Chris, bust out your camera and let's head to the Falklands to start shooting this film!

On a more serious note, Shiri fit a lot of the requirements for 'movie success.' Man, I loved that movie. Kissinggurami!
Currently listening to: Fastball's The Way
Currently feeling: geeky
Posted by roy on May 13, 2003 at 11:36 PM | 5 Comments

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Comment posted on May 14th, 2003 at 09:40 AM
what is this shiri?
Comment posted on May 14th, 2003 at 07:11 AM
isnt that the movie u watched and like cried at? sick dude sick
Comment posted on May 14th, 2003 at 09:26 AM
WHAT?! I NEVER CRIED.
Comment posted on May 14th, 2003 at 11:11 PM
*whistle* http://roykim.net/index.php?page=showcomments&id=41
Comment posted on May 13th, 2003 at 11:44 PM
Dont' even think about leaving a tango scene in there!