I've been relatively blessed over the past two years to have great suitmates in Hinton James. Sadly, this year, the trend was not to hold.

I have the worst suite. Ever. I mean, most of these guys are straight-up losers. I may sound harsh and whatnot, but these guys truly are. Ok, so maybe just one room.

In the room next to mine are two guys named... ah, I forget their names. Let's call them Ass 1 and Ass 2.

Now, besides the fact that the demeanor of these guys are in total loserdom (I mean, trust me... I'm not an incredibly harsh person, and I've never called anyone a loser before until these guys).

However, I could deal with them being losers (e.g. I avoid them), but their bathroom etiquette is ... HORRIBLE.

Besides the fact that they ALWAYS lock the bathroom door for our suite (and they always lock THEIR door when they're going to the bathroom in our suite ... even to brush their teeth), they also do incredibly impolite things.

For instance, this morning, I was showering. I leave the bathroom door unlocked at ALL times so that people can do one of two things:
1.) Use the sink (brush teeth, comb hair, whatnot)
2.) Take a piss

I do NOT leave it so Ass 2 can come in and decide to lay the stinkiest turd in the world. No, wait a second. Let me backtrack.

Yesterday, Ass 2 laid the stinkiest turd ever. 15 minutes after he dropped it, the stench was still there.

And to make matters worse, apparently he doesn't know how to make sure that when you FLUSH, you should make sure all the turds are gone. OH NO... not with Ass 2. Not only did he leave the window nice and closed (I personally choose to leave the window cracked open if I lay a smelly log), he also left turd floating around the toilet.

In any case, so Ass 2 decides to lay a turd while I'm in the shower. For those of you not familiar with Hinton James bathrooms, there is one bathroom per suite of 4 rooms. It is a small bathroom consisting of one shower, one toilet, one urinal, and two sinks. So it's not as if I could exactly avoid his shit.

Seriously, I hate those two guys in the suite next to me. I hope the next time they shower and leave the door unlocked, I'm going to unscrew some f'ing smelly chemicals (I'll steal some from my 141 lab) so they can choke during their 30 minute long (no joke!) showers.

Anyways, the full theatrical Matrix trailer is OUT. I've uploaded it for you guys here. It's 100 megs and is a 1000 pixel QuickTime mov.

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