i woke up with this tingling in my bones...

Marvelling at how much mankind can accomplish.

I wanted to keep the glasses for poker, but they made me give them back :(

In Kansas City, 2005

Your retarded

took this picture shortly after i got my head shaved

Ask if you want one. They're currently serving as very useful bookmarks.

Got tickets to the gun show? You know you want some...

Roy on discovering the meaning of nihilism (hey , notice the black background? eh? EHHHH???)

1.) We play 2.) We win 3.) You go home

"Welcome to Roy's House!"

I bought two expensive digital cameras, and all I got was this lousy picture.