I'm not one to get embarassed very easily. 

I have two friends (Y and N) in town, and N has set it upon himself to "find me a woman." He thinks it's a shame that a guy with his own place and company (as small as it is) should be single all the time.

He's been giving me all sorts of helpful tips. For example, on our way down to Pinkberries, he goes "Tell that girl you want to see her Pink Berries!" (I'm not even sure that makes sense) 

N decides on a strategy: he's going to find a girl and start talking me up. 

When we were coming back, we followed a rather well-dressed girl back into the building. As he's walking behind, he looks backs at me and starts making pointing motions. Fear overcomes me on what's going to happen next. 

We're standing around waiting for the elevator and N starts saying things like: 

"Hey Roy, thanks for dinner. You're such a generous guy." 
"Hey Roy, what's the name of your company again?"
"Hey Roy, did you start Facebook?"
"Hey Roy, thanks for taking us sailing today. You're so great." 

I am blushing. This is pretty bad. The girl seems pretty unaware of it.

We get into the elevator, where she hits 2. Thank goodness it's only one floor.

To make things worse, Y, who has been quiet starts chiming in herself!

"Hey Roy, thanks for putting me in that movie!"
"Hey Roy, when's the movie coming out?"

I couldn't stop laughing the whole time - the girl musta thought we were crazy (or I was weird).

Such is my life.