Last week, I had to get a baby tooth extracted. I went in for a follow-up appointment today to get the stitches removed. 

Now, I've never been put under before, so this was a first time experience. I should have known something was a little off because all the women in the office were grinning at me. They seemed... extra friendly. As I struck up conversations with all of them, I discovered (from ALL of them), that I am really frickin' hilarious when I'm under the influence of drugs. 

While under the influence of drugs with them, I was apparently getting a little flirtatious with all of them and did the following:

• Offer them my credit card so they could go buy whatever they wanted online
• Make nonsense phone calls in front of them (I did see from my phone logs I made an insane number of calls on Friday)
• Claim that I was going to "conquer the world, but I needed to take a nap first"
• Ramble on for minutes about the webcam they had set up in the front office as a way of blackmailing clients who were under the influence of drugs

The office got a nice kick out of the whole event - one of the hygienist even said that there was a person in the waiting room (I don't remember him) who was about to go under and said I was hilarious. 

It's good to know that I'm wayyy more fun in an altered state of mind. Better than the altenative, right?