Tomorrow, I get a visit from the tooth fairy. I've been holding onto one of my baby teeth as a "investment of last resort" (I graphed how much I got per baby tooth by age - at the age of 27, my baby tooth is worth approximately $27,000 - time to CASH THAT IN!). 

I'm gonna be RICH! 

(Apparently the adult tooth underneath it is completely perpendicular to the way its supposed to be and is digging its way to the back of my jaw.)

They'll be putting me on triazolam - apparently I need to  have somebody sign me out afterwards. Let's see how much I remember after the extraction tomorrow....