via ilovecharts:

Not really true, but it's still really funny.

. . .

Went to the doctor yesterday - because I've never had a "home doctor" in the area, I called down the list until I found one with availability (PPOs are great). In any case, this led me to a small clinic - the doctor I chose were actually serving the underserved Hispanic community - the doctor I had didn't speak English too well, which was a lot of fun.

But everyone there was a hospitable soul, and I overall I actually liked it better than going up to the hospital. A doctor is a doctor, right?

But that got me thinking on how difficult it was to find a good general practioner in the area - I can throw a stone and hit 5 different dentists within a block, but I can't seem to do with with my health insurarance.

. . .

And it's final: While I've never been able to back up the fact I'm 5'10" the official measurement yesterday: 5'10" and a half- which means I can claim to be 5'11". Schwing.