Bonfires are dangerous for me, but not in the way you'd expect. You see, I have a tendency to overshoot when planning events like bonfires, so I naturally got three boxes of graham crackers, three huge bars of Hershey's chocolates, and three bags of ginormous marshmellows.

It was my intention to abandon the leftovers on the beach, but I had overly kind loftguests who brought back two of each item.

And now the marshmellows and graham crackers and chocolates stare at me. I should probably throw them out, lest I end up eating them all.