Oh, it really is a vicious cycle. About five months ago, as I was standing at my dentist's office, I probably thought to myself, "Gee, it'd be a good idea to schedule a dentist's appointment real early, so it would force me to get into work early!"

Well, March me was not happy with November me for making that decision this morning. NOT VERY HAPPY AT ALL. It reminds me of college, when night-time me would want to stay up playing poker and eating Waffle House with friends ... much to the dismay of morning me, who would have to wake up early to deal with some academic nonsense.

Just cause March me was angry at November me, March me decided to screw over July me with another 8am appointment! And guess what? It's after the 4th of July weekend ... ooh boy, July me is gonna be real happy coming back from an extended break with an 8am dentist appointment... and getting into work early.

Game, set, MATCH.

P.S. I'll be in Seattle this weekend! Any of you Seattle people want to grab some drinks, drop me a line. I'll be with some other people, but I'm sure I can squeeze away some time to grab some coffee (or hot chocolate).

P.P.S. I need to buy a winter coat. Crap, it's gonna be cold up there.

P.P.P.S. Morning me is gonna be so pissed that night-time me is writing this post.

P.P.P.P.S. Will this post ever end? No, YOU stop reading! Ok, I'll stop writing, but you have to stop reading! On the count of 3. 1..2..3.. (silence) YOU DIDN'T STOP READING! okokok I'll stop writing now. Good night!