I figure it might go something like this: A room full of young, single hot women crowded around a HDTV while a noob plays "Livin' on a Prayer" on expert (Guitar Hero, World Tour). The song ends, and he fails to impress the ladies.

Calmly, our protagonist, steps up to the ring.

You can't deny the inner rockstar.

"What song are you going to play?" Without hesitation, our protagonist, without hesitation, picks Lenny Kravitz's "Are you gonna go my way?" On expert.

"Ooh, that's a tough one!" The young ladies swoon.

Our protagonist calmly then picks over to the controller. Confusion drifts through the crowd. Our protagonist calmly plugs in the default Microsoft™ headset. He then selects two players in co-op mode ...

"No, it couldn't be!" Gasps ripple through the observers.

Yes, it is. Our protagonist will not only play the guitar part, but he'll also sing the vocals.

Our protagonist absolutely shreds the guitar part. And not only that, but he belts out the vocals with the richness that only a man as virile as a puma could achieve.

This performance would be (rightfully) considered the best rock performance ever.

As the song ends (the game somehow knows how to give our protagonist a six-star performance), panties come flying off from every direction. They assault our protagonist, who revels in his awesomeness.

. . .

At least that's how I imagined it. The reality is that the Microsoft™ default headset is horrible for singing. I could blame my vocals (which sound like the wailings of a dying duck), but jeez, I was in the boys choir! How could it be me?

But yes, I did put 2 + 2 together this past weekend and tried to do the guitar parts and the vocals at the same time.