the contents of my refrigerator:

• 17 coors light
• 13 heineken
• 5 shipyard (some crappy brand)
• 4 coronas
• 6 sticks of un/salted butter
• bag of rice
• condiments
• 1 gallon of water
• champagne
• orange juice (which is expired)
  
• bag of chocolate chips
  

notice the lack of fruits, vegetables, and general sustenance.

and note, i am not a drinker. this is all stuff left-over from various parties, in anticipation of the weekly mindtouch poker game. unfortunately, there's been a surplus of beer gifting for these events lately ... tomorrow, the surplus is drained! (wish our economy had the same problem).

picture proof: