Now that the election is becoming omg-i'm-super-cereal (none of this primary nonsense), I am going to the credibility bank and cashing in my Tabulas popularity account! So please, blindly vote for my endorsement!

Without further delay, I fully endorse:

Photo courtesy of Aaron, taken from an iPhone, with me holding my iPod nano, standing next to the Apple Cinema and an Apple Powerbook, living in my iWorld, trying to find an iGirlfriend

Steve Jobs for President! (t-shirt for sale *hmyah*)

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I picked up a copy of The Secret Life of Steve Jobs, a Parody, the novelization of the popular Fake Steve Jobs blog ... I'm not sure why this thing got 4.5 stars. I'm finding it an enjoyable read, but the ratings seem deceptively high. The "I'm Steve Jobs, I'm so awesome" jokes get sort of old halfway through the book.