In the absence of writing original content, I bring you two hi-larious videos I stumbled across the net:

The first video is a true translation of what animal's say on Planet Earth (which I'm currently watching ... how awesome!). It's NSFW:

I wonder if I'll still find this video funny when I'm 34 (answer: probably).

The second video is an awesome infomercial about this "Internet" thing I've been hearing about lately:

3 easy payments of $69.99? I'm in.