Was reading TC (which is absolute garbage; I mostly scroll past it in my RSS reader, except today!), when I saw this snippet:
You know a company's trying hard to promote a new version of its software when it puts together an acronym to describe it. [Company named snipped] has opted for ULTRA: User Delight, Leading-Edge Innovation, Technology Agnostic, Results-Focused Capabilities, and Advanced Integration.
I totally laughed out loud, as this reminded me of Dwight Shrute's (from The Office) poster, when he tried to explain why he deserved a promotion:
Dwight K Schrute: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.
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Local computer repairs (guest)
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Maggie (guest)
this is totally awesome! i'm addicted to the office and ULTRA is totally hilarious! i love when companies feel so obliged to create the acronym first and then decide what each letter means afterwards. marketing geniuses! i mean, technology agnostic, really?
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