Fact the first: I am craving some cupcakes bad. Preferably with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles. I'm halfway debating going down to Ralph's, but I doubt they have any premade. And do I really feel like baking tonight?

Fact the second: I always wanted to buy Trivial Pursuit and memorize all the trivia. Then I'd encourage my friends to play Trivial Pursuit (in which I'd own). I would impress a cute girl with my immense knowledge of the world, and could finally find myself a girlfriend.

Fact the third: This past weekend, some girls drove past me in Pacific Beach and yelled, "Looking good!!!" Max can verify this story. He was standing next to me, along with some other friend-of-a-friend (I had my first east coast visitor this past weekend!) ... but I'm pretty sure they were looking at me when they said that (I hope).