The highlight of my week's routine is when I drive up to Mission Valley on Saturday and Sunday for lunch at Rubio's (fish tacos) and In-n-Out (awesome burger + fries).

The problem is I loooooooooooove both of these places, and I'm usually torn on which one to eat. The meals are never quite as satisfying because I wonder if I would have had a better meal at the other fast food chain.

While eating at Rubio's, I saw a late 30ish Asian couple walk into Rubio's. The guy had a "In-n-Out" take out bag.

"Cool," I thought to myself. The dude likes In-N-Out, and the chick likes Rubio's. The genius of this guy didn't strike me to later, when they sat down at the next table.

"Honey, do you think you can take one of my fish tacos? It's too much."

CRAP! The dude gets In-N-Out AND Rubio's!!!!! *smacks forehead* I NEED A GIRLFRIEND SO I CAN DO THIS, TOO!!!!!

sighmuffins.