Funny anecdote of the day (as funny as they'll come without being too geeky):

I'm sitting here, working on resolving a bug with our software. The office manager comes up with a sly smile on her face.

"A personal question", she says. "What do you weigh? We've been arguing about it for a while."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. JEEZ. I KNOW I'M LETTING MYSELF GO, BUT REALLY, DO WE HAVE TO MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS????

Giggles (from my co-workers, as I have a manly guffaw) fill the room, and I am embarassed, once again!